Character name: Dewey Canon: Malcolm in the Middle Canon point: After season 4 Powers, if any: Luck and music, mostly. (by which I really mean N/A)
Application letter:
Hi, my name is Dewey, and I'd like to paint a picture for you. Imagine if you will being brother number four out of five in a family that didn't even have anything good for the first one. Everything you have is a hand-me-down. Everything.
You have one good brother, so of course he's the one that left and you get two awful ones. One of them is dumb and mean and a lot bigger than you, and the other one is also mean and "gifted" and thinks that makes him better than everyone else. You share one room with both of them, by the way. You don't even have your own bed. You have to share it - with the genius. Then there's the baby, who of course you'll end up watching all the time. And let's not get into your parents. They've got their own stuff - they won't notice you until you do something they consider "bad," and then you'll miss the lack of attention. Trust me.
Now, look, let's be honest. I'm a kid but I do have some perspective. I know there are people who have it a lot worse than I do, but I don't think a little time to myself is too much to ask. I want to do things I care about without hiding the fact that I care about things because someone will notice and use that against me. I want a vacation that doesn't involve being crammed into a van for hours and tormented. I want to go a few days with no noogies, no wet willies, no swirlies or purple nurples or wedgies or atomic wedgies. I want action figures with all their limbs and their heads. I want to pick what's on TV. I want to have a dream that doesn't get crushed immediately. I also want a dog, but I get that's probably a different process.
I really just want some space and privacy, ever. I think I deserve that much. I think everyone does, and I hope that you agree. Thank you for reading.
dewey | malcolm in the middle
Player contact:
Character name: Dewey
Canon: Malcolm in the Middle
Canon point: After season 4
Powers, if any: Luck and music, mostly. (by which I really mean N/A)
Application letter:
Hi, my name is Dewey, and I'd like to paint a picture for you. Imagine if you will being brother number four out of five in a family that didn't even have anything good for the first one. Everything you have is a hand-me-down. Everything.
You have one good brother, so of course he's the one that left and you get two awful ones. One of them is dumb and mean and a lot bigger than you, and the other one is also mean and "gifted" and thinks that makes him better than everyone else. You share one room with both of them, by the way. You don't even have your own bed. You have to share it - with the genius. Then there's the baby, who of course you'll end up watching all the time. And let's not get into your parents. They've got their own stuff - they won't notice you until you do something they consider "bad," and then you'll miss the lack of attention. Trust me.
Now, look, let's be honest. I'm a kid but I do have some perspective. I know there are people who have it a lot worse than I do, but I don't think a little time to myself is too much to ask. I want to do things I care about without hiding the fact that I care about things because someone will notice and use that against me. I want a vacation that doesn't involve being crammed into a van for hours and tormented. I want to go a few days with no noogies, no wet willies, no swirlies or purple nurples or wedgies or atomic wedgies. I want action figures with all their limbs and their heads. I want to pick what's on TV. I want to have a dream that doesn't get crushed immediately. I also want a dog, but I get that's probably a different process.
I really just want some space and privacy, ever. I think I deserve that much. I think everyone does, and I hope that you agree. Thank you for reading.
- Dewey